Madlib Olympic Commentator

Even though I don't know all of the rules, regulations or scoring requirements, I still enjoy watching the Winter Olympics. My absolute favorite is Curling. The strategy and technique of it intrigues me. I heard on the radio that the average age for the Olympic Curler is in the 30's. Who knows? Maybe I still have a chance. 

I was having trouble coming up with a sufficient amount of information for an eloquent blog post, so you all get a Madlib. Props to my Mr. for his contributions as well. Enjoy!